havent been on tumblr to avoid guardians of the galaxy spoilers

because you fuckers dont know how to tag

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

also i got into tyler school of art im 90% sure because she said i ‘passed the portfolio review and just needed temple to look at the academics stuff’

soooo??

Should I eat salad all day or clean my room?

I’ve already had a lot of salad and could eat more but I can’t see my floor

45 minutes before i go to the interview and i feel like i look retarded in everything

yes good kill me please

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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im a 22 year old artistic butthole from pennsylvania. my name is mae. im going to school for art and video games. my interests dont really vary from that
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